What a fugging day

I tell you what man, today was one of those days. I am soooo happy that I am rolling back to MT tomorrow morning to chill with the family and some super hot shizzles. Gonna ride at Red Lodge with a sugary little bit on Sunday and then roll with another one Tuesday night. I am taking the chihuahua with me, so that should be amusing on the plane. All in all, today was one of those days that makes me want to puke and go crawl in a cave and growl and passersby. Thankfully I have two excellent assistants that helped me get out of jam and helped the deliverable get out the door.


These are the moves that pay the bills for sure. I was at my friend Chris's wedding in Centralia in October and had thrown back a drink or 8 when the music came a calling. Right after this, I threw down a nice backspin followed by about 15 seconds of the windmill. Not bad for someone that is over 30 and learned to break dance on cardboard in the garage during the winter when I was 10 and listening to "Breaking 1" and "Breaking 2". No fear baby. The cute girl to the right of me in the photo was the bride's cousin that was super cool and very hot. She is in the Army and is killing terrorists in Iraq.


This is a photo of my friend Tracy. She got married this September to Jason (very good guy) but now they live in Colo-fugging-rado and I don't get to see her or get loaded with her anymore and I am pretty much pissed about it because she was a super cool person. I miss you you be-y0tch! (But I am glad you are happy!) The chick in the back is Julie - she is southern chickie that I love to hang out with. Jules and I roll hard when we get together, but I have to keep a step ahead of her because she likes to crawl under things after we have drank too much whisky.


This is Julie and Elan. You read about Julie up above. A little more on Julie. Julie is like a crazy jumping bean. I like her. She pretty much rules. She has a pretty cool boyfriend too named Justin that is an outdoors nut like her. She is a meteorologist and she gets pissed because she is usually right about the weather 80% of the time and no one ever gives her credit for that part of - they just gripe when she is wrong. We are working on this complex and hope to cure it over the next bottle of the Knob.

Elan is a super cute chick that is also super cool. I have a bad crush on her but I like to hang out with her too much, and her ex-girlfriend is also very cool and I don't want to get into a row with that whole deal, so I just hang. For now anyway??? For some reason, whenever I take Knob Creek to a party, it doesn't last too long and I usually don't get to drink as much of it as I like. I am a whisky snob (among my other snobberies, which there are suprisingly many of), and I get pissed when I have to drink bad juice. But when the people that want to drink your juice are this cute, what can you do? I am struggling with this.

This leads me into the whole Bastyr thing - I have been hanging out with these awesome folks that all go to Bastyr - what a different mix of people. The best part is that they are all hot. All of them. Even the dudes that party with them are hot. Its like partying with the pretty people for sure. While I like hanging out with hot people, if they suck I could care less. But these guys are hot and they rock too -smart, funny, and they like to party. Beats hanging out with ugly people anytime, especially stinky ones.

The super cute niece in Billings... 

Hunting Results and What Not

I realized that I started this blog and have not been good about updating it. I am definitely not a blogger. I will try to get better

For Halloween this year, I was Sweeny Todd. He was a freak that lived in London in the 1790's who was reported to be the most prolific serial killer in London's history. Check out this link if you are interested in more facts.

http://knowledgeoflondon.com/sweeny.html.
As a barber, he killed the people and took them to his neighborlady, Ms. Lovett, who turned them into meat pie filling. Nice huh? You can't see the rest of the get up. I had a few straight razors to go with the cleaver. My hair hasn't been this long in over 6 years. Its longer now. I am growing it out to annoy my father and for some reason, hot girls like it. Plus I am bored with the short do I have been sporting for years.

This is the result of my hunting trip this year. A good hunter never reveals his hunting spots but I will tell you this was in southwest Washington. I harvested this buck November 2005. This blacktail deer scored 105 green and was a nice 3x3 (I don't count the eye guard tines). I grew up hunting mule deer in Montana. These deer are so far the hardest hunting I have had the good fortune to experience. They live in some very steep country (90 percent slopes) and it is usually raining/snowing. They have the skittishness of whitetail deer and live in the mountains. We will see what he looks like after the beetles get done with the mount. I caped the hide and traded it for the beetle cleaning at a local taxidermist in North Bend, WA. Because I believe that if you kill something, you have to eat it, this fellow is being cut up by Duane's in Auburn, WA. I don't have a place to keep him cool or I would cut him up myself. I expect to get 105 pounds of meat from him. Thank you mother earth for the nice animal. Thank you Winchester for one bullet, one clean kill, and weatherproof guns.

Early November, I went to Alaska for some project work that my company is doing. One of the projects is north of Haines, AK, in a village called Klukwan. This is the famous place where bald eagles congregate in the tens of thousands to feed on the last run of coho salmon. I think we were a bit early, but you can see by the photo that the black dots (eagles) are pretty thick. Alaska is a true heaven on earth. I was able to go back country skiing on Halloween. It was sweet.

What else has been going on? I am going home to Billings MT for Christmas. I have a herd of neices and nephews that I am stoked to see and chew on. They are all so cute. I am taking the chihuahua with me and getting a sitter for the big dogs and the cat. I was going to board the big dogs but the place I was going to use ended up having a fire and couldn't take more pets. Thankfully I found some friends that knew someone that knew someone... you get the idea. My season tickets for the Sonics aren't looking like such a good deal this year. After 5 years, I got spoiled last year by a nice playoff stint. This year looks like I will be back to lamenting. Oh well, at least the Sonic's girls are hot. I had a shot to date one of the former dancers, but I blew it and now she is married. Work is kicking my ass still - I put in 50 hours a week at least.

Thats all for now!