These are the moves that pay the bills for sure. I was at my friend Chris's wedding in Centralia in October and had thrown back a drink or 8 when the music came a calling. Right after this, I threw down a nice backspin followed by about 15 seconds of the windmill. Not bad for someone that is over 30 and learned to break dance on cardboard in the garage during the winter when I was 10 and listening to "Breaking 1" and "Breaking 2". No fear baby. The cute girl to the right of me in the photo was the bride's cousin that was super cool and very hot. She is in the Army and is killing terrorists in Iraq.
This is a photo of my friend Tracy. She got married this September to Jason (very good guy) but now they live in Colo-fugging-rado and I don't get to see her or get loaded with her anymore and I am pretty much pissed about it because she was a super cool person. I miss you you be-y0tch! (But I am glad you are happy!) The chick in the back is Julie - she is southern chickie that I love to hang out with. Jules and I roll hard when we get together, but I have to keep a step ahead of her because she likes to crawl under things after we have drank too much whisky.This is Julie and Elan. You read about Julie up above. A little more on Julie. Julie is like a crazy jumping bean. I like her. She pretty much rules. She has a pretty cool boyfriend too named
Justin that is an outdoors nut like her. She is a meteorologist and she gets pissed because she is usually right about the weather 80% of the time and no one ever gives her credit for that part of - they just gripe when she is wrong. We are working on this complex and hope to cure it over the next bottle of the Knob.Elan is a super cute chick that is also super cool. I have a bad crush on her but I like to hang out with her too much, and her ex-girlfriend is also very cool and I don't want to get into a row with that whole deal, so I just hang. For now anyway??? For some reason, whenever I take Knob Creek to a party, it doesn't last too long and I usually don't get to drink as much of it as I like. I am a whisky snob (among my other snobberies, which there are suprisingly many of), and I get pissed when I have to drink bad juice. But when the people that want to drink your juice are this cute, what can you do? I am struggling with this.
This leads me into the whole Bastyr thing - I have been hanging out with these awesome folks that all go to Bastyr - what a different mix of people. The best part is that they are all hot. All of them. Even the dudes that party with them are hot. Its like partying with the pretty people for sure. While I like hanging out with hot people, if they suck I could care less. But these guys are hot and they rock too -smart, funny, and they like to party. Beats hanging out with ugly people anytime, especially stinky ones.
